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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Author: Chelsea Handler
Publisher: Simon Spotlight Entertainment
Category: Book

List Price: $24.95
Buy New: $13.94
You Save: $11.01 (44%)



Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars 203 reviews
Sales Rank: 51

Media: Hardcover
Pages: 272
Number Of Items: 1
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.8
Dimensions (in): 8.4 x 5.8 x 1.2

ISBN: 1416954120
Dewey Decimal Number: 306.7092
EAN: 9781416954125
ASIN: 1416954120

Publication Date: April 22, 2008
Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days

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  • Kindle Edition - Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Editorial Reviews:

Product Description
THE EAGERLY AWAITED COLLECTION OF PERSONAL ESSAYS FROM THE BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF MY HORIZONTAL LIFE

When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power -- vodka. You would too if you found out that your boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo or if you had to pretend to be honeymooning with your father in order to upgrade to first class. Welcome to Chelsea's world -- a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.

In this hilarious, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.


Customer Reviews:   Read 198 more reviews...

5 out of 5 stars Very Funny and Quick Fun Read   September 6, 2008
EJ (Scottsdale, AZ USA)
Very funny book, I strongly recommend it. I laughed out loud on more than one occasion!


5 out of 5 stars Fabulously Funny   September 6, 2008
Sherry M. Ledford (GA)
This book was so funny! I was disappointed when I got to the end, as I wanted to keep reading!


5 out of 5 stars Absolutely Hilarious   September 6, 2008
J. Weber (Wisconsin)
I can't remember when I found a book so funny. I was constantly laughing out loud--filthy, funny, and highly immature--loved every minute. Thanks Chelsea.


4 out of 5 stars Are You There Vodka, It's Me Chelsea   September 5, 2008
K. Eigenbrod
This is a great book. I lost count on how many times I laughed. I look forward to reading more books by Chelsea Handler.


5 out of 5 stars The only thing a woman should chase is VODKA!!!   September 3, 2008
C. Gonzalez (NJ)
I LOVE LOVE LOVE this book! It literally made me LAUGH OUT LOUD! I didnt want to read it too fast because then it would be over so soon. She is freakin hilarious. All her stories made me crack up. And what made it even funnier is that I can actually picture her doing this stuff! By far the funniest book I've ever read!!!

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